What’s Your Prime Sex Time?

I’m sorry…I couldn’t resist. I simply had to do a quick post about this epically funny quiz I got to write for Beforeplay.org (the hub for Colorado’s statewide effort to reduce unintended pregnancy and help “normalize” the conversation around safe sex and sexual health).

Just click here to take the quiz and find out if you’re a Right-Before-Bedder, a No-Getter, a Daily Doubler, or one of our other knee-slapping, in-the-sack personalities.

SAMPLE RESULT COPY:

You’re a Cock-a-Doodle-Doer

“Yaaaaaaawn. Good morning! Now let’s get down to business.” Sound familiar? As a Cock-a-Doodle-Doer, you’re ready to go as soon as the sun rises (and sometimes even before) because your prime sex time is the straight-up crack of dawn. Sex is like your AM cup of coffee—it perks you up, awakens your senses and gets you ready for the day. Fair warning: just make sure you’re not too groggy to remember to use protection.

You’re an Afternoon Delighter

As far as Afternoon Delighters are concerned, the middle of the day is a-okay. Your prime sex time spans from lunch to about 2 or 3pm (give or take an hour) because you’re totally turned on by an exhilarating mid-day sex sesh. After all, you’re too tired to do it in the morning and getting busy at night feels so expected. Just remember to bring condoms with you on the go so you can stay safe wherever you are when the afternoon hits.

You’re a Late Nighter

You wild child, you. Late Nighters are always up for some midnight magic because they like to see stars (not just fireworks) when they’re going at it. In your nocturnal love world, prime sex time runs from about 11pm to 3am when its nice and dark, the night owls are up and you feel full of friskiness. Just be sure you’re well equipped for after-hours fun with a reliable form of birth control so you can sex responsibly regardless of the time.